Fortune Cookie

I eat fortune cookies whole
Swallow the wisdom
Upset the diners left demanding answers
I just won’t give 'em

I wish I was dumber
I wanna know less
I’d drop out and fuck off
If I could do it all again

Is it just me or are houses godawful?
I’ll live under rocks
And I won’t paint the walls or hang up no tasteful prints
I’m an un-fixer-up

I wish I was dumber
I wanna know less
I’d drop out and fuck off
If I could do it all again

And I know where the big hardware store is in town
But I'll never go back there
Unless it’s to cave my fucking skull after five or so beers
Tryna boardslide the handrail

And I say this from the bottom of my stomach
I’ve eaten more destiny's than I'd care to admit